<>Smoke & Mirrors
Smoke & Mirrors


| Moira, Hannah| 17 | MN | Jan 10 |
Shape-shifting supernaturalist, etc.
I have a massive girl crush on Katie Mcgrath, once Neil Gaiman hugged me for making him a friendship bracelet, and I've officially metamorphosed into a massive nerd. Bewarned- I have a Loki fixation and I refuse to be even remotely sorry about it.


listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure


baby Sunbeam Snake


i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp [x


The sensual touch of the person putting your thumb down in seven up


Dark/Glow Pale

"Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness."
- (via deliriosity)


do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it




Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.


"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested